You like me! You really like me!
Well who'd have thunk it? It seems my little song is getting some love out there on the interwebs. Thanks, everyone. I'm already deciding where to put my first Grammy.
To those of you who are newbies to my little piece of the net, welcome. I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. Okay, that last part was a lie, but we'll pretend.
So here's the skinny, newbies. Pay attention, because there will be a quiz later. I'm stuck up here in this cave with nothing to do except dictate quasi-amusing blogs. Sometimes I write about my life as an animatronic yeti. Other times I just tease Disney about things that are funny and/or broken. Really, it depends on my mood. Sometimes I don't write for a few weeks, and then everyone freaks out and thinks I've gone away. But I'm like those roaches behind the refrigerator; I'm never really gone. I just stay hidden from time to time to mess with your mind.
If you want to get caught up, you can read all my past blog entries. Or, if you're a lazybones, here are a few of my personal favorite soapboxes:
- Here are the differences between Disneyland and Disney World.
- This is what they should have done for the Haunted Mansion gravestones.
- Sure they've got Harry Potter, but we've got Toy Story. Just as good, right?
There's plenty more, but you'll have to click the list of all blog entries to find out what else you're missing. In the meantime, pardon me. I'm having unspeakable things done to me behind this scrim in the dark. Someone call the ASPCA.
Your friend (and future puppet?),
The Disco Yeti